Jedi Skills (I'm great at)

Strategy & Project Management
PHP & MySQL Development
Javascript / AJAX Development
CSS & (X)HTML

Ninja Skills (I'm good at)

Design / Photoshop & Illustrator
Flash & Actionscript
Client interaction / presentation
Object-oriented programming
Windows / IIS Server Management
E-commerce Integration (Paypal, etc.)
Wordpress, Drupal, Joomla Hacking
Social Media Marketing
Palm WebOS App Development

Grasshopper Skills (I can do)

Google Android / Java App Development
Memcached / High Traffic Scaling
Linux / Apache Server Management
ASP.Net Development
Writing / Blogging